eatingisfab:

i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying

feat:

is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it 

(Source: feat)

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

(Source: urbancatfitters)

teenscoolest:

losing everything but weight

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

dance-2-the-beat-of-the-drum:

*in a car with music playing*

me: pretends I am in a music video and stares dramatically out the window.

pitchs-daughter:

Do you ever hear a sad song come on and you haven’t heard it in awhile and you’re just like-

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