andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

nurseblonda:

actual footage of me walking to class in the morning

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  • grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
  • me: no thanks grandma
  • grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(Source: meladoodle)

magicteaparties-inwonderland:

perryplat:

phinflynn:

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“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“

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“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”

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“Not yet Ferb.”

i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”

he says ”not yet.”

as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace

Ferb I know what were gonna do today

(Source: phinflynn)

taehyungs-glasses:

rap mon:

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me:

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dajo42:

"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"

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teletubbles:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDANT WOMAN WHO DON’T NEED NO MAN-

but maybe a cute boy would be nice idk