yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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jakemalik:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

(Source: hi)

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

hoodooloo:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

i remember when i was 7 i got really mad at my brother so i pulled all the heads off of my barbie dolls and hanged them over his bed while he was sleeping and when he woke up he pissed himself and cried for 3 hours

You must have been a wonderful child

i also put a worm in his pasta and he never noticed

50kwatch:

u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month

magicteaparties-inwonderland:

perryplat:

phinflynn:

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“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“

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“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”

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“Not yet Ferb.”

i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”

he says ”not yet.”

as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace

Ferb I know what were gonna do today

(Source: phinflynn)

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

(Source: lesbolution)